I. CANNOT. WAIT!
whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle
WOOO YEAH I LOVE THIS SONG !!!!! PAR-TAY!!!!
OMFG R U FCKN SERIOUSSSS????????? IM SO GUNNA PAUZE IT NOW***le pause @ 00:30****
uh hey harrie
wot do u know???
BUTT I DINT DO ANYTHING????
WOT IS GOIN ON???????
I don’t even know what i laughed hardest at, just everything, from the porn being in another tab to his reactions and the comments i cannot
Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.
Things I don’t wanna mothafuckin talk about:
- My mothafuckin acne
- How mothafuckin tired I look
- My mothafuckin future
- My mothafuckin eating habits
Things I DO wanna mothafuckin talk about:
- This mothafuckin SMILIN PIGGY IN A BLANKET:
LOOK AT HOW CUTE THAT LIL FUCKER IS. THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MOTHAFUCKIN MADE OF.